Showing posts with label Anna. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Anna. Show all posts
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Miracle on the Hudson, by Anna
Recently on flight 1549 the pilot uttered three words that made complete strangers reach out to each other and pray. Those words were “We’re going down”. While everyone was in a panic and thinking of “What Ifs,” in the cockpit Captain Chesley Sullenberger had to make a choice, land on land or land on water which had never been successfully done in a plane that size. Sullenberger made the choice of landing on water which he did safely, but the next step was getting everyone off the plane. Chaos broke out as people tried to get out of the plane and into the life raft. Then everyone’s sliver of hope grew as they saw Captain Vince Lombardi’s ferry approach the plane ready to save people. Other boats came to the rescue and divers jumped into the freezing waters to save those who had fallen in. In the end the people’s prayers paid off when all 155 people (including the crew) were rescued and the first successful commercial plane landing on water had been carried out.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Newsflash, by Anna
Hannah Montana Gets Robbed by a Monkey
Yesterday Hannah Montana was on her tour bus minding her own business when out of no where a monkey smashed through one of the windows. He had a pair of safety scissors which he pointed at Ms. Montana. He asked for a million toasters but Hannah refused. The monkey saw what she was doing; the toasters were too pricey so he thought he could negotiate so instead he asked for two-hundred packing peanuts. When Hannah refused again he lost it and came at her with the scissors. The bodyguards managed to tackle the monkey but Hannah is now in intensive care from receiving a severe cut on her finger.
Yesterday Hannah Montana was on her tour bus minding her own business when out of no where a monkey smashed through one of the windows. He had a pair of safety scissors which he pointed at Ms. Montana. He asked for a million toasters but Hannah refused. The monkey saw what she was doing; the toasters were too pricey so he thought he could negotiate so instead he asked for two-hundred packing peanuts. When Hannah refused again he lost it and came at her with the scissors. The bodyguards managed to tackle the monkey but Hannah is now in intensive care from receiving a severe cut on her finger.
Friday, February 20, 2009
Newsflash by Anna
An Accountant's Biggest Fear:
Recently, CWN (the best place to get the latest gossip) sat down with Bradley Bonner, a hard working accountant, to find out what really is an accountant’s biggest fear. Bradley says he speaks for all accountants when he says, “Our biggest fear is going to the beach and meeting a hippie”. Read on to see what else he had to say on the subject.
Reporter: And why is that so scary for you?
Bonner: Well, a few years ago a former colleague of mine went to the beach and met a hippie. The scary thing is that we never saw him again. People say that he first went to join the Monks because the hippie said that that was a good way to gain inner peace. Another rumor is that after he became a monk he decided to join the Peace Corps and is now in Africa traveling with them.
Reporter: I see. And why is finding inner peace so bad?
Bonner: You can’t find inner peace in a suit, and taking off the suit is like going to the dark side, like in Star Wars
Reporter: Thank you for your time Bradley, and for answering our pressing questions.”
Tune in next week when Kristy Krutz will interview the world largest doughnut.
Recently, CWN (the best place to get the latest gossip) sat down with Bradley Bonner, a hard working accountant, to find out what really is an accountant’s biggest fear. Bradley says he speaks for all accountants when he says, “Our biggest fear is going to the beach and meeting a hippie”. Read on to see what else he had to say on the subject.
Reporter: And why is that so scary for you?
Bonner: Well, a few years ago a former colleague of mine went to the beach and met a hippie. The scary thing is that we never saw him again. People say that he first went to join the Monks because the hippie said that that was a good way to gain inner peace. Another rumor is that after he became a monk he decided to join the Peace Corps and is now in Africa traveling with them.
Reporter: I see. And why is finding inner peace so bad?
Bonner: You can’t find inner peace in a suit, and taking off the suit is like going to the dark side, like in Star Wars
Reporter: Thank you for your time Bradley, and for answering our pressing questions.”
Tune in next week when Kristy Krutz will interview the world largest doughnut.
A Random Way to Entertain Your Dog: A True Story by Anna
On Thursday night my mom was annoyed by Daphne (My dog) and she wanted me to entertain her so she could get some work done. I went to my room and gave Daphne her bone but she eventually got bored of it. I had recently heard that dogs are amazed by bubbles, so I took out some bubbles my friend Erin had given me at the 50s party. When I got Daphne’s attention I blew one and she went crazy. She was jumping here and there, trying to catch one, only to have them pop time after time. When I stopped for a moment to watch her it looked like she was licking her lips because she liked the taste of the soap. So if your dog is ever bugging your mom just pull out the bubbles and you’ll both be entertained!
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Newsflash by Anna
After biting the Prime Minister on top of Mount Rushmore Elvis was sentenced to 2-3 years in jail but he managed to escape the authorities. Recently the man hunt got a tip that Elvis was eating a peanut butter and banana sandwich with his wife Priscilla in Las Vegas. The police arrived at the scene shortly after. They arrested him but not until after he sang Hound Dog, A Little Less Conversation and Viva Las Vegas as a goodbye performance.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
News Flash by Anna
Breaking News: Elvis Bites the Prime Minister on Top of Mount Rushmore!
Well on a vacation the Prime Minister decided to take a hike on Mount Rushmore. He was having wonderful time learning about the history and taking in the natural beauty when out of now where Elvis Presley grabbed him and took him to the top of Teddy Roosevelt’s head where he bit the Prime Minister’s arm. Once the police showed up they managed to pry Elvis off of the Prime Minister's arm and take him into custody. The court hearing recently took place and the defendant was sentenced to 2-3 years in jail, but it was recently said that he has escaped! A man hunt has just been issued and he was last seen in Graceland in a rock club singing with Marilyn Monroe. The police have set a tip line up and if you have any information PLEASE CALL! Your information is key to catching the criminal. If you do see him though, take precaution. He is not afraid of biting people. So remember, if you see him DON’T approach him.
Well on a vacation the Prime Minister decided to take a hike on Mount Rushmore. He was having wonderful time learning about the history and taking in the natural beauty when out of now where Elvis Presley grabbed him and took him to the top of Teddy Roosevelt’s head where he bit the Prime Minister’s arm. Once the police showed up they managed to pry Elvis off of the Prime Minister's arm and take him into custody. The court hearing recently took place and the defendant was sentenced to 2-3 years in jail, but it was recently said that he has escaped! A man hunt has just been issued and he was last seen in Graceland in a rock club singing with Marilyn Monroe. The police have set a tip line up and if you have any information PLEASE CALL! Your information is key to catching the criminal. If you do see him though, take precaution. He is not afraid of biting people. So remember, if you see him DON’T approach him.
