Newsflash by Anna

After biting the Prime Minister on top of Mount Rushmore Elvis was sentenced to 2-3 years in jail but he managed to escape the authorities. Recently the man hunt got a tip that Elvis was eating a peanut butter and banana sandwich with his wife Priscilla in Las Vegas. The police arrived at the scene shortly after. They arrested him but not until after he sang Hound Dog, A Little Less Conversation and Viva Las Vegas as a goodbye performance.